Tina Palin, take two
KC: "But again, and not to belabor the point. One specific thing."
TP: "Katie, I'd like to use one of my lifelines."
KC: "I'm sorry?"
TP: "I want to phone a friend."
KC: "You don't have any lifelines."
TP: "Well in that case I'm gonna just have to get back to you!"
I think it gets funnier the closer is gets to the real thing.
Funnier ... or scarier.