If you have any lingering doubts that the music industry is in deep shit, just check out this year's Eurovision event. Or any other year's event, for that matter. Austria's entry by musician / comedian Alf Poier is a prime example. The song and video are here.
Eurovision 2003
Man is the measure of all things
by Alf Poier
I like most animals on this earth
But I really prefer little rabbits and bears
Soon all birds and beetles will die
But Adam's in bed with Eve busy reproducing
Rabbits live in the woods
Cats in the meadows
And cockroaches
Live under tiles
Little rabbits have short noses
And kittens soft paws
And Mother Holle likes her wool
From the african dromedary
The difference between animals such as apes and primates
Is no bigger than between noodles and pasta
But whoever wants to know more about animals should study Biology or inform
himself on my homepage
Some animals have wings
And others have fins
Some live outdoors
And others in cans
Small rabbits…..
Wednesday, May 21, 2003
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